we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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