That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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