So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
