I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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