Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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