Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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