Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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