you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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