scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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