hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
The adults are the big ones right?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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