Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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