youre lurking in front of me
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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