come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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