Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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