I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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