Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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