You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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