You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Be still, my beating vagina.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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