so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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