Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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