Kiss
Puke
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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