Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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