your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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