She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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