I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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