my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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