I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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