why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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