At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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