At least make sure they are 18
Why
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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