Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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