Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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