There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I had to cum in my sink.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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