Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The air taste purple.
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