WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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