How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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