I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Less talking, more tequila
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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