Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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