I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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