Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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