it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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