i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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