soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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