Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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