that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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