he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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