we have officially lost it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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