Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Text me some of your sweat
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