Taylor Swift is so right about you.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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