he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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