She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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